Housewife Hunk: Maks Chmerkovskiy
There is something deep in my soul that says I was born to shake it. When I was running rampant in the Berlin club scene, I was “that girl” shaking her money maker at the coat check-in. Over the years...
View ArticleFeeling the Burn With Rubber and Straps
I received a very strange package in the mail the other day that contained nothing more than some rubber, some straps and a DVD. Husband face assured me it wasn’t his latest purchase from the fetish...
View ArticleAmericans Are so Good at Being Fat
The other night at my cardio kickboxing class, the instructor ended the night by lightly lecturing us not to replenish our sweaty selves with Taco Bell. I’m not exactly sure where Rico Suave is from...
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Don’t Pinch Me, I’m Scottish.
Few things are worse than looking like a complete idiot. The feeling is well recognized if you’re hitting puberty until about age 50. Before then you’re a semblance of our ancestors and after that you...
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WEEK IN REVIEW: Eva Mendes Doesn’t Wear Sweatpants
It was my first official week back to work after being plagued by a “severe cold.” This according to the doctor I visited who wore yellow jeans and has previously attempted to sell Botox to my husband....
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Taking off, On a Tuesday
I officially have the answers to life’s problems. Take a personal day on a normally unpopular work day. While I might not spit rhymes like the sensitive rap star, Drake and I both understand the value...
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6 Reasons Reading Books Is the Best Thing For You
As much as your online articles are informative, it’s contributing to your “no books allowed” diet…which is a problem. I’m a big fan of literacy. I like to think that being and remaining literate...
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New Posts Coming Soon!
There has been a lot going on with the blog over the past few weeks which has significantly cut into my content production and for that I apologize. I more than appreciate everyone’s support and...
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3 Moves More Powerful than a Handstand
I’m only slightly bitter that I can’t do a handstand and decided there must be others like me. While I continue to envy those who whimsically defy gravity, I choose to defy the trend. As I previously...
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What I Learned from Being Rejected by Elite Daily
Last month, I had an awesome opportunity to guest post for Beyond Your Blog about the unmistakable feeling of rejection the cringe-worthy experience here too. It was the evening of Christmas 2014 and I...
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Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder…I Hope
It has officially been 2 weeks since the last time I published/wrote anything for this blog. This isn’t the first time I’ve gone on a hiatus or blatantly stopped writing. But this time is a little...
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